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Young and free only 17.
Canadian eh.

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

pizza:

my favourite thing to do in the holidays is fuck up my sleeping pattern as much as possible

kaalashnikov:

callmeoutis:

kaalashnikov:

ryleighisme:

kaalashnikov:

maybe I stopped having periods because my body finally accepted that my gender is robot and robots dont have periods

Maybe you’re pregnant

I’m an aromantic asexual who has never had sex

maybe you’ve been chosen as the vessel of the antichrist

the most likely explanation

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

Me: ugh ive got a sore leg i better google whats wrong
Google: Brain tumour with a life expectancy of 2 weeks good luck

weallwantsomethingelse:

I idolize Daniel Radcliffe

fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

breakingipods:

blowjcb:

blowjcb:

what would happen if i actually shared porn on facebook

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IM LAUGHING SO HARD PLEASE HELP ME

I’m just wondering why the word like is replaced with brohoof what the fuck is a brohoof

weirdteenblogger:

its monday tomorrow why does this keep happening 

the-spinning-teacup:

I want to have Edna’s confidence

jackblogguy:

dennys:

Pancakes! They’re just as useful as they are delicious! Follow along as we improve your every day problems with some handy lifehacks flaphacks.
Flaphack #1: Got a wobbly table? Throw some flapjacks under that thing, baby! Boom! Problem solved!

what the fuck dennys

jackblogguy:

dennys:

Pancakes! They’re just as useful as they are delicious! Follow along as we improve your every day problems with some handy lifehacks flaphacks.

Flaphack #1: Got a wobbly table? Throw some flapjacks under that thing, baby! Boom! Problem solved!

what the fuck dennys

joeyvachon:

i need a 3 hour kiss

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*